suicideblonde: Angelina Jolie
bloodvein: dustydanger: Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid trip. 3:15 AM – 7 Aug 12 OK everybody here goes nothing. I’m gonna light a cigarette. Where are my cigarettes. Brb going to Walgreens for cigs 3:45 AM – 7 Aug 12 the security guard at Walgreens is a crazy guy. there was fire coming out of his head and i told him your heads on fire and he just looked at me 3:46 AM – 7 Aug 12 i’m gonna light a cig 3:52 AM – 7 Aug 12 theres like 4 types of lettuce in this apt. i didnt even buy that much lettuce. what am i gonna do juggle lettuce. alright bye 3:56 AM – 7 Aug 12 indiana jones was the peak of my career. feel very aware that it’s all downhill from here 4:03 AM – 7 Aug 12 i resent my father camping out in my house. ok but get this, its fine… yeah its totally fine he can do whatever he wants. the end 4:08 AM – 7 Aug 12 is this entertaining. is this new media. i dont understand my feet 4:09 AM – 7 Aug 12 you guys ever watch that video of the double rainbow? 4:12 AM – 7 Aug 12 @frankiemunez who’s laughing now? who’s laughing now buddy… checkmate 4:14 AM – 7 Aug 12 my character hasnt seen his brother before. i figured that out. he doesnt even know he HAS a brother. but he doesss have a brother. complicated actually 4:28 AM – 7 Aug 12 i would have sex with lars von trier on camera. i would. but only if its dogme style. im a comedian guys 4:33 AM – 7 Aug 12 im nothing, im an idiot. how did i get here when nothing happened 4:44 AM – 7 Aug 12 what’s the difference btw mayonaise and mayo? is there a difference 4:46 AM – 7 Aug 12 who has my hand i want it back 4:48 AM – 7 Aug 12 i was lying before. will smith is good at rap 4:51 AM – 7 Aug 12 twitter is like the energy that links our brains together. mental lubricant 5:06 AM – 7 Aug 12 i’m wearing three watches and they all have different times. i have a watch on my ankle… damn you… sorry, i love u 5:14 AM – 7 Aug 12 yr gonna see me in yr dream cause i dont know where to live anymore 5:22 AM – 7 Aug 12 im done w this!! im nothing… 5:56 AM – 7 Aug 12 ok guys i dont really ‘get’ sigur ros but theyre beautiful anyway 
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